NOT BELIEVERS CHAPEL

I am sooo glad we don't have these kind of services:

Did you hear about the church service where the minister had a long dry sermon. At the end of the service he announced he wished to meet with the church board following the close of the service. However, the first man to arrive was a total stranger. "You must have misunderstood my announcement. "This is a meeting of the board", said the minister. "I know," said the man, "but if there is anyone here more bored than I am, I'd like to meet him!"

Let me just say...."You wont be bored at Believers Chapel."